Massive Shin Bruise

First post in over FOUR YEARS, can you believe it!

This is a real beaut though, and one of the classics where I’ve no idea how it happened. Although I’m willing to put money on some combination of the icy Norwegian winter and alcohol, as that combo is definitely a recurring theme on here. Sorry for terrible photo quality.

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Swollen Foot Bruise

Today, ladies and gentlemen, we have a returning guest star on the blog. The last time Annicken was bruised enough to end up here, a lot of people apparently had trouble making out which part of her body, or at least of her leg, was in the picture. It’s her upper thigh you mentalistis, it’s not her fucking knee.

ANYWAY. This time you should have no problem locating the bruisage on her, but you might have more difficulty trying to figure out what’s happened to her. I certainly have no idea. Annicken, if you’re reading this, care to share the story with us…?


Unknown Bruise

I really have to start paying more attention.

 


Bonus Phone Bruises

Uhh. Found these on my phone. As per usual, no memory of any of it (not even of taking the pictures, actually).


Christmas Party bruise

First of all: I’m truly sorry for the atrocious quality of this photo and the one in the next post. My actual camera has died for some reason, so it’s all phone cameras and webcam for the time being. You get the idea though.

 

Second: I know that this happened at my work Christmas Party, but no idea how. It was a very adult Christmas party and the most outrageous thing I did was dance with no shoes on for a few minutes. Nevertheless, this was here when I woke up the next day:

 


Mysterious Matching Hand Bruises

I got one of these a few days ago, maybe even during last weekend at some point, and the other one last night. You should be able to tell from the different colourations which is the older and which is the newer, this is pretty basic bruise knowledge.

The first one might have been from accidentally punching a door knob, but as far as the second one goes, your guess is as good as mine.

 

 

 

Thanks to my flatmate for taking pics. And yes it is this dark in the flat so this was as good as it was going to get.


Thigh Bruise

Origin completely unknown. (Bonus smaller bruise below the knee, that I didn’t know about until I saw it in this photo!)