Ok so obviously this is more of a scratch than a bruise BUT IT LOOKS LIKE A FACE. ON MY ELBOW.
I got this last night when trying to interfere in an actual fight outside Revolver. I don’t think I helped much though.
My friend Sarah sent me the below picture of her thigh. She says she got one of them in work (in a cafe??? How do you get bruises like this in a cafe????????) and the other one whilst DJing at Revolver last night (while I was busy drinking, dancing to Pulp and eventually preparing myself for the walk home, the result of which can be seen in my previous post…).
That’s how we roll, yo.