I just don’t seem to be getting bruised these days. Sorry. :( I’m not gonna lie, I have been considering punching myself in the face and pushing myself down some stairs etc, but that would be cheating.
While waiting for something bad to happen to me (can’t be much longer now), here is a picture of a bruise that supposedly looks like Jesus. Enjoy.
OOOOOOH and I just found this baby as well:
I think that’s meant to be Jesus as well.